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Little Man, Big Trouble
There’s no nice way to put this: today’s new releases basically stink. Still, at least the Wayans Brothers’ Little Man elicits a few chuckles, something that can’t be said about You, Me and Dupree. Today: Little Man (Slant magazine) You, Me and Dupree (Slant magazine) The Groomsmen (Slant magazine) Check back next week for a…
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The Brothers Quay Collection: Ten Astonishing Short Films (1984-1993): A-
The stop-motion animation of the Quay Brothers – twins Stephen and Timothy, who were born in Pennsylvania but have long resided in London – operates on a nearly subconscious level, their abstract, surrealist imagery hopelessly confounding literal interpretations. Their uniquely fanciful shorts certainly live up to the glowing adjective used in the title of Kino’s…
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Happy Birthday to Me (1981): C+
Essentially a camp-tastic footnote to the late-‘70s, early-’80s slasher flick craze, Happy Birthday to Me at least distinguishes itself from the pack by refusing to conclude with its first climactic twist, instead choosing to pile on a second, even more batshit-insane ending in an apparent effort to make sure viewers finish the film with incredulous…
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Will Pirates Plunder Supes’ Loot?
That’s what the box office prognosticators seem to think, though in terms of quality, Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns is considerably superior to the Johnny Depp-headlined Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. My review of the former can be found below this post; my thoughts on the latter are accessible via this brand spankin’ new…
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Edmond (2006): C+
The affected clipped cadences of Mamet-ese reverberate throughout Edmond, Stuart Gordon’s adaptation of the playwright’s 1982 one-act play about a discontented shlub (William H. Macy’s Edmond) who embarks on a violent nocturnal odyssey through an unidentified urban hellhole. Abandoning the wife (Rebecca Pidgeon) he can no longer stand, Edmond shuffles along from bars to diners…
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Superman Returns (2006): B
Mytho-poeticism is the chord most frequently struck by Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns, a spiritual successor to Richard Donner’s Superman: The Movie (right down to its use of John Williams’ theme) filled with so many grandly iconic images that it’s rather easy to dismiss the film’s not-inconsiderable shortcomings. From its recurring, yet rarely excessive, Christ symbolism…
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Nacho Libre (2006): C+
Less mean-spirited but just as racist and unfunny as Napoleon Dynamite, Jared Hess’ Nacho Libre proves to be a modest step up from the director’s prior cult hit thanks to Jack Black, whose quirky, compassionate humanism gives this culturally insensitive, farcically flat film its empathetic heart. Working from a screenplay co-written with wife Jerusha and…
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White Chicks (2004): C-
You’d think the creepy masks worn by Shawn and Marlon Wayans – which look like Michael Myers with blond hair – would be the worst element of White Chicks. Unfortunately, you’d be wrong, since this undercover brothers comedy complements the awfulness of its protagonists’ Caucasian camouflage with putrid bathroom humor, pitiable romance and brainless racial/social…
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An Inconvenient Truth (2006): B
Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth is cinematic brussel sprouts – a brand of good-for-you documentary that’s far from alluring but undeniably intellectually nutritious. Largely a filmed version of Gore’s oft-given speech on global warming, Davis Guggenheim’s movie deftly alternates its visual attention between the surprisingly charismatic former V.P. and his easily digested, graphics-heavy PowerPoint presentation,…
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Regressive Click Shtick
Adam Sandler can’t leave the ’80s alone, as his latest stinker Click tediously reconfirms. Unfortunately, the weekend’s other new releases aren’t much better, although unlike the former SNL star’s comedy, at least the “urban”-oriented Waist Deep offers some (unintentional) laughs. Today: Click (Slant magazine) Waist Deep (Slant magazine) The Great New Wonderful (Slant magazine) September:…
